6Jul/065
Master Mike
As of today (4:46pm to be exact) I have completed all of the necessary steps toward earning my Masters degree from the University of Illinois at Chicago. Woo-hah!
There was a surprising amount of paperwork to be filed with offices all over campus, and a few minor typos that needed to be fixed in the actual thesis. I am still checking on my ability to publish my thesis online; for now (if you're curious and bored) you can view my defense presentation [5.9mb].
Some random stats on my thesis:
- Word count: 22,600
- Pages: 104
- Number of tables: 12
- Number of figures: 28
- Most common word: "the" (1335 times)
- Most common big word: "phenomena" (127 times)
- Longest word: "misunderstandings" and "environmentalists" (tie)
- Total editing time: 763 hours, 52 minutes, 51 seconds (includes time when it was just open in the background)
I'm glad that it's over. Guess it's time to return to the real world!

July 6th, 2006 - 22:27
Congratulations. It seems as though you feel relieved.
July 7th, 2006 - 00:06
In deed, and in spirit. Congratulations are due to you as well!
July 7th, 2006 - 06:16
So happy for you – yeah . . .it’s done! CONGRATS – can’t wait to see you tonight.
BTW – you look hot in that pic
July 7th, 2006 - 11:30
Congrats dude!
Now that you have practice defending, I could use your help in my legal battles with Chelsea Clinton.
July 12th, 2006 - 14:15
Congrats Master Mike. Where are you headed now? You could always stick around for one of those other degrees and put off the real world for a bit longer…