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17Jul/062

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest (Sucks)

Pirate of the CaribbeanShannon and I saw Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest while on vacation. It sucked. It really really sucked. I can't get back those two and a half hours of my life, but if I could I would spend it outside the theater warning others to avoid this heaping pile of crap. The only redeeming part of the entire movie was the cinematography; it was a beautiful movie set in interesting places. But everything else was extraordinarily bad.

As always, Ask A Ninja's resident ninja has some funny things to say about the movie and how much it sucks.

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  • Pete

    It’s all about expectations…read a bunch of really harsh reviews of the movie, go in with very low expectations, and you won’t be as disappointed. That said it was not nearly as good as the first… But for mindless entertainment, it wasn’t that bad.

  • Pete

    It’s all about expectations…read a bunch of really harsh reviews of the movie, go in with very low expectations, and you won’t be as disappointed. That said it was not nearly as good as the first… But for mindless entertainment, it wasn’t that bad.