Shannon and I saw Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest while on vacation. It sucked. It really really sucked. I can’t get back those two and a half hours of my life, but if I could I would spend it outside the theater warning others to avoid this heaping pile of crap. The only redeeming part of the entire movie was the cinematography; it was a beautiful movie set in interesting places. But everything else was extraordinarily bad.

As always, Ask A Ninja’s resident ninja has some funny things to say about the movie and how much it sucks.