Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you "Gluttonfest 2008: Meatball Subs".
Two co-workers compete to see who can eat a foot-long meatball sub the fastest. Five dollars and their pride are on the line. Who will win... the frantic chomping newcomer or the cool and collected veteran?
Whoever wins I know one thing for certain: my wife is so proud of me right now.