I don't know if this is funny or not, but it does tickle me a bit:
Farrah Fawcett dies, and goes to Heaven.
God says to her "You've been such a good sport, I'll let you have one wish."
Farrah wishes for all the children of the world to be safe.
Michael Jackson appears beside her.
God says to Michael "You've also been a good sport, you may have a wish as well."
Michael wishes not to be black in Heaven.
Billy Mays shows up beside him with a bottle of Oxiclean